May 23
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
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May 23
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
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May 23
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
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May 23
the strings in all of our sweatshirts have been missing all week and my parents were spazzing out, but today I walked into our garage AND I FIND ALL OF MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SISTER’S BARBIE DOLLS HANGING BY THEIR NECKS TIED TO OUR LADDER LIKE A NOOSE BUCK NAKED BY THE HOODIES’ STRINGS.
WASN’T KIDDING.
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May 23
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
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